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Greetings dear reader! If you are reading this then you've purchased the first book of my greatest relic hunting adventures with me and my crew! We're like family we are, and the tales that I tell in these books will be both informative and dire warnings that not all that glitters is gold! Sometimes the lure of money isn't worth the price that you pay. This story starts in the depths of dire maul, me and one of my crew a muscular gnome woman named Lottie, where hunting the Dire Maul ruins for a relic known as the Band of Listy. A golden wrist band said to be worn by one of the incredibly rare female ogres! The band is said to have powerful magic within it so naturally me and Lottie wanted to get our mits on it. Better we go just the two of us instead of bringing our whole crew! There was I, the petite yet agile Gixiblicks Clocklocket. I was a true expert at being sneaky and spell slinging, a slim figure with a perky little tushy! Then there's my companion Lottie! A gnomish woman